Tastes Like Chicken

• My shoes are awesome. http://tweetphoto.com/9778421 #fb #
• It is too damn early for me to be surrounded by this many assholes. #fb #
• Beth Riesgraf is hot. #
• Experiment: will pork stuffed w/ goat cheese and 2007 Peter Lehmann GSM get the wife home from shopping sooner? My money says no. #fb #
• I am tired of changing travel arrangements. #
• Tonight I will have beer in celebration of Australia Day. #
• If you are going to hack up a lung every 30 seconds, close your office door so I don't have to listen to it. Or better yet, stay home. #fb #

Gillian Cooke is not bad looking for a British long jumper turned bobsledder. You have to love the video below where she splits her pants getting ready to go. Good times.

Location: Saint Moritz Switzerland.kml

• Three bottles from the cellar are missing. Which of you bastards are stealing my wine? #
• I am eating cabrito en chile ancho for dinner. That is authentic young Texas goat. Not joking. Awesome. #fb #
• Landed at San Antonio. Airport power failure. So no gates work. So no deplaning. All the makings of a terrible newspaper story tomorrow. #fb #
• tracon controllers impress the hell out of me. #fb #
• I enjoy flying an airline where they actually acknowledge my premier status. The rest of you heathens are so cute. #fb #
• @saramidwood Very quick trip to San Antonio. Will be on ground for less than 48 hrs. But at least it will be 70 degrees. #
• Logan lots full. Hoofing it from E2 to term C. Will be fun Friday night when my car is snowed in. #fb #
• Three weeks from today I will be in the Yarra Valley. Assuming it is not on fire. #fb #
• RT @Mrphotogenic: Today I'm a huge fan of the celtics, red sox, patriots, bruins, umass, MIT, Harvard, Boston Harbor….. :0) #
• It ain't Kennedy's seat no more! Ha ha! #
• Why did nobody check my ID at the polls today? If Ed Schultz had his way, the Dems would win illegally. Voter fraud!!! #voterfraud #
• ACORN is trying to steal the election for the Dems. Per usual. #
• The auto vote counter in my town jammed when I put in my Scott Brown ballot. Can you say "voter fraud"? #fb #
• It is the people's seat, not "a Kennedy seat" RT @McCainBlogette: weird to think of a Republican in a Kennedy seat but times are a changin.. #
• If Coakley wins, America is fucked. #
• The road is clear. The snow on top of your minivan does not affect your traction. I promise. #fb #
• A vote for Scott Brown is a vote against the Socialist establishment. #
• Scott Brown's daughters are crazy hot. Any men voting for Coakley need their balls removed. Or maybe they're already gone. #fb #

This post originated at the Midwood Travel Blog. Visit that site for all the content.

I had a quick trip down to San Antonio for work this week. This is my second trip to the city and to Texas, and a few things have jumped out at me.
One of the great things about the trips is that I’ve been able to eat as much Mexican food and BBQ as [...]

• Joe Buck sucks #fb #
• I have spent way too much time today watching Jersey Shore #fb #
• Type "washington state sucks" into Google, and guess what the first link is. I love being so influential. #fb #
• My boy is all grown up. RT @DanielRCanavan: @TheHockeyWriter: Howard Baldwin Brings the Whalers to Hartford – 35 yrs http://bit.ly/5SJhA6 #
• I love following hot celebrities…. RT @AdrianneCurry: http://twitpic.com/y7pdi – it's a vibrator #
• I got to have two lunches today. First = beer and pizza. Second = tequila and chili. Some days are good days. #fb #
• Southwest Airlines – you still suck. Like a Hoover. #fb #
• It's amazing what you can learn reading the man pages. #fb #
• It's winter and there are not enough clothing stores catering to people about to board flights to countries in the southern hemisphere. #fb #
• Study Confirms That Women Worse at Parking Than Men http://tinyurl.com/yzey2c6 #fb #
• @fitbit_inc – what the hell? Changing your deliver dates from 1/31 to 2/17 without so much as an email? Thinking about canceling… #
• @brendanenglish Unfortunately no pics this time. But it is easily recreated. They are awesome… in reply to brendanenglish #
• Justice is served. #fb #
• WSJ quote says underwear bomber caused panic. I didn't panic, nor did anyone I know. Seems TSA & the media are the only ones who panicked. #
• Going to traffic court today. Gives me a chance to wear the new sillies. http://twitpic.com/xs77q #fb #
• Too cold today. Figured I'd help out this global warming thing by clear cutting in the back yard and clubbing some baby seals. #fb #

• Homemade duck and mushroom gumbo. I should have been a chef. #fb #
• Scott Brown's campaign just offered to bring me my absentee ballot. Awesome. Martha Coakley sucks. If you vote for her you are a commie. #fb #
• Very bad day today. You are in serious trouble if you are in front of me on the highway this afternoon. #fb #
• This is not a best place to work. Give me my raise back. #
• @reidgilman Got my bonus today. Had to choose between using it for lunch money or pants. Choosing to go for tacos with no pants. No brainer. in reply to reidgilman #
• I forgot my pants today. #fb #
• Contrary to popular belief, I did not ride to work in a sailboat today. #fb #
• Per usual, chicks just want to have excuses to take out their boobs in public: http://tinyurl.com/ylszpwt (don't worry, no pics) #fb #
• I really want a Beefy 5-ayer Burrito. Right now. You cannot do much better for $0.89. #fb #
• My wife will now face jail time if she nags me while we are in France. http://tinyurl.com/ye4bhte #fb #
• Queen Obama, Oprah Winfrey, & Tyra Banks on a PETA poster makes me want to treat some animals unethically. And medivac Carrie Underwood. #fb #
• Italians need ultrasound to locate the G-spot: http://tinyurl.com/ybfpbtu #fb #
• Early commute to avoid all the Peters Panicky that are sure to clog the roads this morning. I am tired already. #fb #

This post originated at the Steamers Hockey website.

Per usual this season, last night we played only as well as the other team and managed another tie. That brings us to 3-5-5. Pretty ridiculous. But at least it was a comeback tie. And the other goalie actually showed up this week. But forgot his pads. Really?

In other news, our boy is all grown up. Chad brought beer for the first time in like three years. And actually drank one with us. It's about time.

• Now she's letting her kid crawl on the table next to me and grab my soda. Seriously, bitch, this is not a playpen. Your kid is not cute. #
• Or in an area full of empty seats, allowing the kid to jump on the back of the one I'm sitting in? Dude is from #UVA. Asshole. No surprise. #
• Why do people think it's ok to change their brat's diaper on the floor in an airport gate area? Go do it in the bathroom, hillbilly… #fb #
• And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined later. #fb #
• Papa John's Bowl smackdown #fb #
• I think watching the Winter Classic from a warm couch with a cheap beer is better than freezing my ass off for a couple hundred bucks. #fb #
• @RosemaryAiello BAC=blood alcohol content. according to the iphone, i am still at .07. not sure i believe it. there's an app for that… in reply to RosemaryAiello #

• My BAC app says I won't be sober for another 11 hrs and 27 minutes. Katy Perry has awesome boobs. #fb #
• New yrs at the OBX http://tweetphoto.com/7748492 #
• For those of you who can't get the real thing… http://tinyurl.com/mnqjmq #
• Tortugas http://tweetphoto.com/7630334 #fb #
• Had to leave WBurg without buying any W&M gear. I am boycotting the non-feathered Tribe "logo". The NCAA offends me. #fb #
• @NatalieCoughlin I read it a few years ago. As I recall it was slow in places but overall a good read if you like darker history. #
• Can't wait to go to Oz in biz class. RT @NatalieCoughlin: Loving United's new configuration of their 747. Long overdue upgrade. #
• A few more hours driving and then OBX XI. Mention my name at the ticket window for huge discounts. #fb #
• Boob-flashing teen gets hit by a car: http://tinyurl.com/y9z52rc #
• RT @WhalerWatch: RT @wyshynski New Puck Daddy: Remember the Whale? Connecticut's new hockey team does http://bit.ly/7Bkmvu #Danbury #Whalers #
• The Eaglebank Bowl = all the quality you'd expect at RFK on a Tuesday afternoon competing w/ Dr. Phil for TV time. #
• Will King Obama let TSA enforce idiotic rules that could stunt the recovery of the travel industry in the US? Pretty sure he'll screw it up. #
• @RosemaryAiello I am all over this VIP thing. My travel agent wife needs to book the hotel and the flights. in reply to RosemaryAiello #
• Fifteen hours until vacation. Assuming my job, the morons on the Mass Pike, and the TSA don't get in the way. #fb #
• The idiots running TSA need to stop with the useless reactionary rules and start profiling passengers. Enough with the political correctness #
• Is seafood paella safe to eat 48 hours later? Stay tuned for an update… #
• @reidgilman it's something i don't like to talk about. makes me scared to get in the car. in reply to reidgilman #
• I did not get lost on my way to work this morning. #
• The paella turned out very well. #