Nov 19 2008

Japanese Bug Fights!

Published by Brent under Humor

Holy cow, this is ridiculously entertaining. Go check out JapaneseBugFights.com to see all sorts of bugs pummel the hell out of each other. Features include beetles, spiders, scorpions, and some sort of thing that looks like a lobster. And each movie comes with highly entertaining Japanese color commentary. Be sure to turn up the speakers at work. The sample below is of a big ass red tarantula-type spider totally trashing a beetle. Awesome.
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Nov 18 2008

Kathryn Tappen in tank tops and pajamas

Published by Brent under Media

No joke. Silly video of Kathryn Tappen doing a photoshoot for the Sox. Evidently she is now the covergirl for some of their clothing lines. She seems to enjoy tank tops, shorts, and pajamas. There are not really words adequate to describe this.
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Nov 18 2008

Informed Democratic voters

Published by Brent under News & Politics

Below is a video showcasing how well-informed and intelligent Democratic voters are.
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Because obviously interviewing a relative handful of Obama voters, while interesting, is hardly scientific proof of anything, the good folks at HowObamaGotElected.com also commissioned a Zogby telephone poll which asked the very same questions (as well as a few others) with similarly amazing results.

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points
97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates
Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

  • 57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)
  • 81.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)
  • 82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)
  • 88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)
  • 56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet…..

  • Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes
  • Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter
  • And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her "house," even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!
  • Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.
  • Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we "gave" one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey)


Man - you guys are a bunch of smart well-informed voters! Glad you go to such fine upstanding liberal, er, sorry, unbiased, brain washing, er, sorry, media outlets like CNN to get your information. But I guess that's the Constitution - even easily influenced dummies can vote too!

America! Fuck Yeah!

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Nov 04 2008

I can see into the future

Published by Brent under Humor, Pets

Today, I found out that I can forsee the future.

Mark my words. You heard it here first. Someday soon, you will see a news story about a brutal pitbull attack somewhere in Texas. A pitbull named Sharkey will tear his owners throat out in the middle of the night. In the attack, he will also kill the chicken that was functioning as the owner's boyfriend. In a happy ending however, the court will decide to acquit Sharkey, citing emotional trauma from being forced to wear a birthday hat and have a chicken dance around him. The town will also present Sharkey a medal of honor for his service to the community.

Seriously. This is worth three minutes of your time. Cringeworthy wall the way to the end.
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Nov 04 2008

Ramstein, Germany

Published by Brent under Travel

Back in September, my office mate and I took a quick trip to Ramstein, Germany for work. We were only on the ground for about 48 hours or so, and we really didn't get to see all that much. But I did get the rental car up to about 150 km/h on the highway, so that was exciting.

Ramstein-Meisenbach is a sleepy little town southwest of Frankfurt. The streets were empty pretty much the whole time we were there, so I'm not sure if anybody actually lives there or if they just put up empty buildings up for show. The hotel we stayed at was a family owned establishment with a good restaurant where we took advantage of not having to go anywhere after drinking copious amounts of beer to go along with ridiculous amounts of food whose names all ended in wurst and schnitzel. Not bad considering that we spoke no German and our waitress spoke no English.

We also got to spend a few hours in Frankfurt before departure which also consisted of drinking beer and pummeling more German food.

So really, other than a little exposure to the culinary aspects of touring in Germany, I really know nothing more than when I got there, except that I'd like to go back.

For more info on our travels and some related maps, check out my travel blog.
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Oct 31 2008

Progress on the house

Published by Brent under Home Improvement

We haven't worked on the bathroom in a while, but we're almost done with the wall tile. After that, we move on to the floor, which should hopefully go a little quicker. There's also been a huge change in the kitchen. It's almost finished, and we are actually able to cook in it now. I'll post some pics when I get the chance.

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Oct 28 2008

Phillies fans are residents of Awesometown

Published by Brent under Sports

Another entry in the Pussification of America files. Read this article from a Tampa Bay columnist who is whining about Philadelphia Phillies fans. Wake up dude - where have you been?

From the article:

"Look, this is not a question of Rays fans being sissies."

You are right - this is really a question of Rays fans being outright pussies.

Again - I am tired of us protecting stupid people from themselves. You are thwarting Darwin here. If you are dumb enough to go to Philly to root for the other team, then you deserve to lock yourself in a bathroom stall, and your kids deserve have beer poured on their heads. I have no sympathy for you. You don't see me driving through Harlem with a Sox flag waving from my car. Why? Because that is asking for trouble.

And why would you leave Florida in the winter anyway? Idiot. Philadelphia should be commended for having fans that don't put up with guys like you diluting our gene pool. And for having fans like those pictured here.

Sporting events are great because they have winners, losers, home fans, and away fans. Away fans and away teams suck wherever they are, and should be treated as such. Stay home, and stop taking tickets away from home fans who deserve them.

So Mr. Tampa Bay columnist - quit your bitching about the Phillies fans and get down to business of watching your team lose the World Series. At home. Where you belong. Crybaby.

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Oct 21 2008

My "interesting" photo

Published by Brent under photography

My photo of the red Ted Williams seat at Fenway Park finally broke me into the "Explore" section of Flickr. As of today, it is the 472nd most interesting photograph that was uploaded on August 26, 2008, to Flickr. Not bad considering the ridiculous number that are uploaded everyday. Who knows how long it will stay up there. As I type this, I'm feeling pretty good, since my photo is currently only slightly less interesting than a picture of two chameleons fighting, and slightly more interesting than photo of a mushroom apron skirt. You just can't make this stuff up!

This photo is also available for printing and downloading at MidwoodPhoto.com.

Ted Williams Red Seat

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Oct 17 2008

Kartboy Short Throw Shifter Installation

Published by Brent under Automotive

A couple of days ago, I installed a Kartboy short throw shifter in my new 2008 WRX. It really wasn't all that hard. I used the instructions that I found online here. Next up are the new bushings that I bought with the shifter, but my garage is in a little disarray with all the home improvement stuff going on, so I don't really have room to put it up on the ramps right now to get underneath. I also have a Defi Red Racer boost gauge that I need to install, so keep an eye out for more pics coming soon.

Below is the original shifter (and the new one doesn't look much different).
Original shifter

The first step was to remove the boot and plastic housing for the emergency brake. This was easily popped off, and you don't have to remove it completely from the brake - just enough to get to the rest of the console pieces.
Removing the emergency brake cover

Next, remove most of the console pieces surrounding the shifter. This is pretty self explanatory. Most of the pieces just pop right out with a decent pull. The picture below shows the inner rubber boot around the shift, which is removed after you pull up on the two white snap down covers. Be careful not to drop them into the console when removing - they are small and a pain to fish out with pliers - I speak from experience.
The inner boot cover

After that, just pull the inner boot off to expose the shifter mechanism. The bolt holding the shift lever to the rest of the mechanism is easy to remove with a couple of 10mm wrenches.
All covers removed

After that bolt is removed, you can pull out the old shift lever. This was the confusing part for me. I don't think the directions that I used from the forum above noted the circlip around the ball joint. I pulled and pulled hard on the shifter but couldn't get it out, and at some point thought I was going to break something, so I stopped and did a little more research and figured out the setup. This evidently is a new feature in the WRX (not sure if 2008 is the first year they did it), but it has been in the Forester for a few years, so luckily I found some instructions on line. Don't try to just pull this out without removing the clip - you'll break something. After the circlip is removed, it's a piece of cake to pull out.

You need to clean some of the grease away from the bottom of the shift lever to expose the white socket. On top of this socket is a circlip that you can see removed in the picture below. I didn't have a specialized tool to get it out, so I used a pair of small sharp tipped scissors to squeeze the two holes together and lift out of the socket. This took a long time, a lot of tries, and there was a lot of swearing. But once the clip was removed, the shifter came right out with almost no effort.
Old shifter and circlip

Below is the socket with everything removed.
Shifter socket

At this point, it's just a matter of greasing up your new shift lever and reinstalling everything. You do have to reuse the plastic inserts from the old lever, as well as the white ball socket and circlip (which is a little bit of a pain to reinstall, but scissors worked here too).

Pictured below is the stock lever on the left and the new Kartboy on the right. As you can see it's slightly shorter, but moves the shift angle up an inch or two from the ball socket, making the throws much shorter. All in all I'm very happy with it.
Stock shifter on left with Kartboy on right

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Oct 14 2008

Moronic Democratic voters

Published by Brent under News & Politics

Here's some audio from Howard Stern showing that the Democrats have managed to brainwash a whole bunch of really stupid people into voting for Obama without having any clue what the guy is all about. Someone went into Harlem and asked people why they were voting for Obama, but they attributed all of McCain's positions to Obama, and people lapped it up. So evidently there are a bunch of people out there that think Obama wants to keep the war going, is pro-life, and has Sarah Palin as a running mate. People in this country are idiots…

Listen for yourself.
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So besides the obvious tax advantages, job security, and general feeling of dodging a bullet that I'll get if McCain is elected, here are my top reasons why I'll vote Republican in November (even though I live in a communist state with a communist governor where my vote won't count in our electoral college system anyway).

Top Reasons Why I'll Vote Republican

  1. Megan McCain is butt hot.
  2. Sarah Palin is butt hot.
  3. Bristol Palin is butt hot.
  4. The White House needs more butt hot people.
  5. Michelle Obama's hair is fucking awful
  6. It will piss off a bunch of my fruity liberal friends.
  7. He's named Barack Hussein Obama II. Are you kidding me?

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